castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?

(via tinatopia13)

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via juiceicasandi)

  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via dianabaabe)

"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."

Anonymous (via carolineflack)

(Source: bonus, via lynnkohana)

marjoleinhoekendijk:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

I think she is a Disney princess

(via heyyitscarol)

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via ladytran)

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

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abovebelowgone:

fucking love this song

Elastic Heart (Feat. The Weekend & Diplo) // Sia

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